Conference, Day Two. A Perfectly Horrid Little Time.
The wake-up call came at 7:15 a.m. The free continental breakfast was out from 7:30 a.m. until 8:30 a.m. I finally dragged myself out of bed at about 7:45 a.m., needing more sleep. Robert jumped in the shower and I used Lynn's shower next door. We made it out for the free breakfast, but there were only some dry mini-bearclaws and coffeecakes. Robert and I went over to the local McDonalds for Egg McMuffins.
We went to two more presentations during the morning sessions. Both very simple PowerPoints covering basic subjects and topics. We learned nothing new. We did manage to visit the vendors' booths. There were eight. As they began to close up for the weekend, they began giving away their sample textbooks. I got one nice "Macromedia Suite" Projects book. Lynn took home about 12 books. I don't know if she will ever look at them all.
We then had lunch, a Chicken/Beef Burrito buffet. Good food. Unfortunately, this was the end of the conference and someone had the poor idea to wrap everything up with another "speaker." This was a lady "Storytelling Cowboy." Apparently, this person does this for tourists out on dude ranch retreats. She was awful. She told a total of three stories, each taking 15 minutes or so. Her stories were poor, her accents were bad, her timing was poor and her story punchlines and morals were TERRIBLE. I have seen and heard good "Cowboy Poets and Storytellers." They are wonderful. This lady was horrid. Not sure what else to say. It was really bad.
Then, there was another round of awards and doorprizes. This time I won a door prize. I selected a bottle of red wine from the award table, as Shannon loves Merlot. Little did I know, the wine was donated by Dr. Yohon, who made the wine herself at a local business that specializes in that sort of thing. We haven't opened it yet, but I am thinking it must be pretty good, or Dr. Yohon wouldn't be giving it away.
When the dust cleared, we couldn't get to the car fast enough. We jumped on the highway and were home by 3:15 p.m.
The experience was pretty lousy, overall. The main speakers were terrible, the seminars were very average. The exhibitors were pretty bland. Although the food and the company were good, I didn't leave the conference with that "charged up" feeling that one is supposed to acquire at such an event. The whole thing left me thinking, "Blech."
I did, however, get 50 extra credit points, so the weekend was not a total waste.