What to Do When the Toilet is Stopped Up.

1) Turn off the water as it starts to reach the top of the bowl and overflow.
2) Look for a plunger.
3) When you can't find a plunger, run to the front desk.
4) Ask for a Janitor to come to the Men's Room in the Teacher's Lounge right away.
5) Ask for a piece of paper and some tape.
6) And a pen.
7) Attach tape to paper.
8) Write "Out Of Order" on the paper in large letters.
9) Return to the restroom.
10) Tape paper sign to the door.
11) Run away.
12) Hope nobody notices.